she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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