it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My dick has a subreddit
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Someone signed my nipple.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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