He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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