if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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