i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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