i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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