marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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