I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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