I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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