Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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