we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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