Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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