But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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