I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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