Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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