Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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