Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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