fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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