i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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