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(773): View more from Illinois

our cab driver is having phone sex.

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(806): View more from Texas

yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!

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(516): View more from New York

Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster

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(805): View more from California

Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.

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(415): View more from California

The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.

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(503): View more from Oregon

By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.

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