i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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