i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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