So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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