I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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