i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The air taste purple.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
