as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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