do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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