somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Someone shit on the floor
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Your cock deserves a montage
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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