So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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