you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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