Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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