My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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