The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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