I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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