Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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