She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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