wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize