i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Acid is not a monday night drug
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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