i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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