So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
