just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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