I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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