I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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