I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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