Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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