I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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