I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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