Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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