Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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