in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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