Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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