Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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