? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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